I had a terrible nightmare last night. I lived in an all female house and my roommate was Angelina Jolie. Don’t get me wrong, just that probably would have been enough to wake me in a flat panic, but that wasn’t the really terrible part.
You see, she was a horrible rule-breaker. She ran around in sleezy undies in the public areas, smoked pot out our window, played loud music at all hours, and didn’t give a hoot about how her actions affected anyone. It drove “dream Keri” crazy!